He wants to put his thing in your thing, but wants to make sure it’s hygienic.

Girl venting about her over-protective boyfriend.

These two people did a conference call to leave a message but didn’t hang up and continued to have a conversation not knowing that it was still being recorded. The guy then tries to have phone sex with girl. By the way, the comedy album he refers to is Brent Weinbach’s Mostly Live, available on iTunes or www.brentweinbach.com.